Wedding SMS, Marriage SMS, Happy Marriage SMS

*. Poor Husband: A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
*. Boyfriend and Husband: Boy friend is fun,
& Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
& Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
& Husband is qismat phooti.
*. Before and After Marriage: Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you and After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu.
*. Upset for a Wife: Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Reema?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Marina.”
*. Poison for Husband: Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
*. Matter of Survival: Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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