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Poor Husband:
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
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Boyfriend and Husband:
Boy friend is fun,
& Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
& Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
& Husband is qismat phooti.
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Before and After Marriage:
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you
and After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu.
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Upset for a Wife: Lawyer:
“What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Reema?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Marina.”
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Poison for Husband: Man
at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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Matter of Survival: Telling
a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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